I haven't quite figured out what I want to do here, I need some suggestions. Should I scour the internet for the hottest girls on facebook and myspace and post their info here so people can stalk them? Should I have a trivia contest where I give out prizes? Should I post weird videos? Email me your thoughts, whatever the people want, the people get.

For now I just put some short jokes of mine:

JOKES

1.Is it possible that homeless people have a time share in my foyer? I opened my door the other night and almost stepped on a bum who asked me for a dollar for his troubles. I said "I gave you a dollar yesterday." His response "Yesterday? I'm only here on Tuesdays and Thursday, you must have given it to Jimmy."

2. I don't dream as big as I used to... I used to want to marry a sugar mama who would take care of me for the rest of my life. Now I just want to date a girl who works at ADP so she can put me on the payroll somewhere.

3. I'm pretty sure NY is the only place where relationships are driven solely by apartment situations. My buddy just moved in with his girlfriend of six months. He was like, "it was the right time." Me- "so you felt like you were ready for that next step?" Him- "Not really, but our leases were both up, we're gonna save alot of money.... also I got engaged"...Me - "but you just moved in with her?"...Him- "she wouldn't live with me unless we were engaged."

4. Ever send a drunken text at 4 am and get a message failed noticeand think maybe its a message from god that you shouldnt send this message? The other night God saved me by rejecting this message I tried to send "Hey baby, I can't stop thinking about you. I had this crazy dream that I was Atreu from the Neverending Story and you were the Falcor and I rode you all over the universe. I think we should get an apartment together....btw....great first date last night."

5. The crazy thing about mispronouncing words is that everyone does occasionally, but that one time you do it, everyone who was in the room at the time will forever think they are smarter than you.

6. How is that "Knocked up" and "Juno" get categorized as "Comedies?" I remember when I was growing up they would have been in a totally different section of Blockbuster, under "Afterschool Specials"

7. The most depressing day of my childhood was when a find out my dad had a boss. I always thought the order of the world was God, my dad, me. Then I found out it was actually God, Shlomo Golberg, Mary Donohue, Paul Smith, my dad, me. They should change the name from "Bring your son down to work day" to "Bring your son down to earth day."